May 2013
joshhunkerson:
Josh Peck does it again
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pizza:
poo-sex:
sometimes i wonder what goes through people’s heads before they create their URL
wise words from tumblr user poo-sex
airagorn:
dumb story because i think i’m funny
we were watching a movie in school and there was a scene where this guy was driving over lava and they kept showing close up shots of the tires catching on fire and i started laughing and my friend kept asking me what was so funny and when i finally composed myself i took a deep breathe and whispered
‘hot wheels’
me: makes a mistake
me: thinks about mistake every night for the next 7 years
harrysthefather:
SO I WAS AT STARBUCKS RIGHT AND I SAW THIS OLD MAN SITTING ALONE AND DRINKING HIS LITTLE CUP OF COFFEE ALL CUTELYI WAS LIKE AWW SO I WROTE THIS AND GAVE IT TO HIM
HE WAS SO HAPPY I WANTED TO CRY OHM YGOD
zackisontumblr:
if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made